I am always watching. Even though it looks like the coast is clear, I can still see you picking your nose.
According to the new prayer poll, I’m the cure for ebola. So go ahead, make out with an ebola patient. I’ve got you covered.
I offended you? Well then, here’s a couple pages from the bible that fully details the amount of fucks I give.
Yes, I know I’m selfish, but I’ve waited long enough to finally have this legend here to perform stand-up for me. #thankyoujoan