What Would Jesus Blog?

I am always watching. Even though it looks like the coast is clear, I can still see you picking your nose.

Yes, I know Huckabee is a twit. I’ve already tried getting through to him before, but it’s no use.

Yes, I know Huckabee is a twit. I’ve already tried getting through to him before, but it’s no use.

According to the new prayer poll, I’m the cure for ebola. So go ahead, make out with an ebola patient. I’ve got you covered.

I offended you? Well then, here’s a couple pages from the bible that fully details the amount of fucks I give.

I offended you? Well then, here’s a couple pages from the bible that fully details the amount of fucks I give.

Yes, I know I’m selfish, but I’ve waited long enough to finally have this legend here to perform stand-up for me.